We Will All Go Together When We Go Uke tab by Tom Lehrer

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When you attend a funeral,
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It is sad to think that sooner or'l
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Later those you love will do the same for you.
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And you may have thought it tragic,
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Not to mention other adjec-
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Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do.
(But don't you worry.)

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No more ashes, no more sackcloth,
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And an arm band made of black cloth
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Will some day nevermore adorn a sleeve.
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For if the bomb that drops on you
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Gets your friends and neighbors too,
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There'll be nobody left behind to grieve.

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And  we  will  all go together when we go.
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What a comforting fact that is to know.
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Universal bereavement,
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An inspiring achievement,
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Yes, we will all go together when we go.

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We will all go together when we go.
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All suffused with an incandescent glow.
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No one will have the endurance
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To collect on his insurance,
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Lloyd's of London will be loaded when they go.

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Oh we will all fry together when we fry.
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We'll be French fried potatoes by and by.
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There will be no more misery
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When the world is our rotisserie,
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Yes, we will all fry together when we fry.


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And  we  will all bake together when we bake.
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There'll be nobody present at the wake.
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With complete participation
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In that grand incineration,
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Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak.

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Oh we will all char together when we char.
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And let there be no moaning of the bar.
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Just sing out a Te Deum
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When you see that I.C.B.M.,
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And the party will be come-as-you-are.

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Oh, we will all burn together when we burn.
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There'll be no need to stand and wait your turn.
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When it's time for the fallout
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And Saint Peter calls us all out,
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We'll just drop our agendas and adjourn.


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And we   will  all go together when we go.
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Every Hottentot and every Eskimo.
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When the air becomes uranious,
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We will all go simultaneous.
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Yes, we all will go together
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When we all go together,
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Yes we all will go together when we go.