Beetlejuice - Ready Set Not Yet Uke tab by Themes (Baritone Chords)

23 Chords used in the song: Eb, Db, Ab, Bb, Bbm, C, Cm, Gm, Fm, F, A7, D, G, Bm, F#m, Em, A, E, B, F#, D#m, Am7, Gb

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Eb Eb Db Db Ab Ab Bb Bb

[ADAM]
Eb Eb
Look at this crib
Bbm Bbm
In all of its glorious antiquary
Ab Ab
Every curve and surface speaks to me
Db Db
Saying pamper and spoil me
C C Bb Bb
Sand me and oil me
Eb Eb
Come on
Cm Cm
I know to the untrained eye it's boring
Ab Ab
But nothing's a chore when you're restoring
Db Db
Apart from frustration, pain, and financial drain
Cm Cm
It's fun!

Folks say Adam
Gm Gm
Why do you polish your crib when you don't have a kid?

And even if you did have a kid,
Fm Fm
This crib is too precious for placing a baby inside it

So it simply exists to remind you
Ab Ab
Your sense of perfection is just a reflection that
Bb Bb Cm Cm
you are not mentally prepared to make room for a kid
Eb Eb
Adam, why don't you live?
F F
Adam, just make a start
Fm Fm
Are you willing to take the next step?

Ready, set...
A7 A7
Ready, set...

[BARBARA]
D D
Look at these jugs!
A7 A7
Amazingly glazed and terracotta-ery
G G
I took some clay and made you pottery
C C
The world will never wreck you
Bm Bm
I'll protect you in a mother's embrace

Folks say, Barbara
F#m F#m
Why can't you see that ceramics is

simply a manifestation of motherly panic
Em Em
By making a baby that's breakable

Aren't you creating a way of translating the
G G
terror of making maternal mistakes into clay
A A Bm Bm
Hiding away so you don't have to face being a bad mom

Barbara
D D
That's what you've done, Barbara
E E
Just make a start

Are you willing to take the next step?

Ready, set...

[BOTH]

A A
Here we stand
F#m F#m
At the end of a 10-year plan
D D
A A house, a yard, a minivan
A A
A A baby should be next

Together let's leap off the cliff
B B
Fall forever, then smash to bits
D D
Trapped in a terrifying viper pit

Of diapers and regret
Bm Bm E E
Are we willing to take the next step?

Ready, set...

Ready, set...

[ADAM]

F# F#
Not yet

[BARBARA]

Not yet

[ADAM]

D#m D#m
Why rush?

[BARBARA]

Why rush?

[BOTH]

B B
Soon enough, our hopes and our dreams will be crushed

[BARBARA]

G G
But not yet!

[ADAM]

But not yet!

[BARBARA]

Em Em
Not now

[ADAM,spoken]

Not now

Ooohh?

No!

See?

We can't start a family in a house with creaky floorboards

[BARBARA]

You are absolutely right
D D
Let's add it to the list
Am7 Am7
With the cracks in the plaster

[ADAM]

Em Em G G
The wi-fi should be faster

[BARBARA]

Em Em
This sofa needs a castor

[ADAM]

D D
The bathroom's a disaster!

[BARBARA]

C C
What about global poverty?

[ADAM]

What about world peace?

[BARBARA]

G G
Then there's the whole darn economy

[ADAM]

The whole Middle East

[BARBARA]

Bb Bb
We should learn Mandarin

[ADAM]

Yeah!

Or Spanish at least.

[BOTH]

Ab Ab
No habla español
G G Em Em
Dos cervezas por favor
F F
And that's all we got

And that's not a lot
Eb Eb Bb Bb
Do we want a bilingual household or not?
Cm Cm
So let's go slow
F F
No breaking a sweat
Cm Cm
What's the point of having children
F F
If we're covered in debt?

[BARBARA]

Cm Cm
Now we're totally

[ADAM]

Eb Eb
Completely

[BARBARA]

Gb Gb
Maybe eighty percent

[ADAM]

Ab Ab
I'd say seventy-eight

[BOTH]

Ready to take
Bb Bb G G
The next step (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah Yeah!)
Bb Bb G G
The next step (Zooby dooby dooby, dooby dop and bow!)
Bb Bb G G
The next step (Zweeby, beeby, boo-bah-bah-dee!)
Db Db
The next step
Ab Ab
Ready, set let's...
Gb Gb
See I wasn't kidding
F F Bb Bb
It's a show about death!

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