Modern Girls and Old Fashioned Men Uke tab by The Strokes

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You were right
A
Modern girls always have to go 
          D
(right on time)

Old-fashioned men always want a mistress
          A
(you were right)
                         
Modern girls always get their way 
        D
(I was wrong)
                                         
Modern men dream of what they can't say
          A
That's alright (Right, right, right, right)
          D
I don't belong


Bm                                                 
Why you gotta say it if you know it's something wrong?
                         E
(Why're you sitting over there?)

Says that he'll apologize and it won't take too long

Bm                                 E
Well you don't wanna trust nobody else

(Always thinking 'bout yourself)


A
(Time) 

There's a few things that are gonna have to change

          D
(I'm your son) 

Everyone has the same opinion

            A
(Won't you please?) 

Your time is almost over

           D
(Don't be mean) 

We won't get the chance to do this over

         A
That's alright (Right, right, right, right)

         D
I don't belong

Bm                                                
I don't want the imprint of your key upon my nose 

                         E
(Why're you sitting over there?)

You don't have to tell no one 'cause no one wants to know

Bm
That you don't have no happiness at all 

(Always thinking 'bout yourself)

             D       A
Oh yes we're falling down

             D       A
Oh yes we're falling down

             D       A
Oh yes we're falling down

             D       A
Oh yes we're falling down

             D       A
Oh yes we're falling down

             D       A
Oh yes we're falling down

             D       A
Oh yes we're falling down

            D      A
So fucking help me up

Bm                   E
Always thinking bout yourself 

(You don't love me)

Bm                   E
Always thinking bout yourself 

(I am an animal)

Bm                   E
Always thinking bout yourself

(I am not practical)

Was I?