Kinky Boots Uke tab by The Irish Brigade

[Intro]
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[Verse]
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I drove my Saracen through your garden last night, sing up the RA
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I kicked your front door down around at midnight, sing up the RA
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Oh, something's tellin' me boy, you're avoiding me
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And when I find you, you will go for your tea
 
 
[Chorus]
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Oh, I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots
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I've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suit
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And when we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hand
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We are the British Army, and we're here to take your land
 
 
[Verse]
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My good friend Bertie, he's in the UDR, ooh arr ooh arr
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Searching for weapons he will go near and far, ooh arr ooh arr
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Up around by Cappagh, you'd never find him there
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oh the only gun he'll get there is an Armalite in his ear
 
 
[Chorus]
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Oh, I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots
D
I've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suit
    G
And when we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hand
 D                                 A                 D
We are the British Army, and we're here to take your land
 
 
[Verse]
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My good friend Trevor, he's in the RUC, I see I see
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But now they've handed him his redundancy, I see I see
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Folks along the border won't be seeing him any more
G          Em             A
That Provo sniper will be missing him for sure
 
 
[Chorus]
    D
Oh, I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots
D
I've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suit
    G
And when we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hand
 D                                 A                 D
We are the British Army, and we're here to take your land
 
 
[Verse]
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My good friend Nigel, he's in the SAS, oh yes oh yes
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He said a change is just as good as a rest, oh yes oh yes
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But now they've gone and posted him way down to Crossmaglen
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He wishes to blazes, he was back in jail again
 
 
[Chorus]
    D
Oh, I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots
D
I've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suit
    G
And when we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hand
 D                                 A                 D
We are the British Army, and we're here to take your land
 
 
[Verse]
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My good friend Sammy, he's in the DUP, I say I say
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An upstanding member, as all the world could see, I say I say
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I said, "Go up to Donegal, if you want to have some fun"
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He said, "I'll take a run there, if I have nothing on"
 
 
[Chorus]
    D
Oh, I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots
D
I've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suit
    G
And when we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hand
 D                                 A                 D
We are the British Army, and we're here to take your land
 
 
[Verse]
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My good friend Johnny, he's left the UDA, oh yay oh yay
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He said it'll fair the LVF anyday, oh yay oh yay
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Calling all his friends,"Get ready for a fight"
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He's made an appointment to meet Billy Wright
 
 
[Chorus]
    D
Oh, I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots
D
I've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suit
    G
And when we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hand
 D                                 A                 D
We are the British Army, and we're here to take your land
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