All Hail Uke tab by The Devil Makes Three

Verse 1:

C                          D7

Come on down to where them tracks cross high streets
        G7              G          C

You can watch the whole world go insane
C                        D7

See the lighters hit the rocks in the bushes
         G7               G          C

Like the stars are coming down like rain



C                     C7

Here she comes just a skin and bone skeleton
       F                    D7

She is food for the crack cocaine
C                       A7

She's got a baby living right outside the city
         D7                      G

Man, she don't even remember his name
G

Well his name is Adolf Hitler, Albert Einstein, Jesse James!



Chorus:


    F         D7

All hail! All hail!
       C           A7

To the greatest of sales
F             D                 G      G7

Everything in sight's got to be sold


    F         D7

All hail! All hail!
        C          A7

It's to work or to jail
            D7           G            C      G    C

Man they're closing them doors on the world


Verse 2:


C

Laugh if you want to
       D7

Really is kinda funny
           G7         G                  C

'Cause the world is a car and you're the crash test dummy
    C                          D7

The herd is stampeding now the fence is gone
G7  G         C

Television is always on
        C                     C7

It says save the children but drop the bomb
  F                        D7

Replace the word right now with the word wrong
               C                   A7

Hey, there's a big sale on Tuesday get it before it's gone
       D7                                   G

Get a picture with the four horsemen for a nominal sum
G

Now that they got everything they'd like to sell you some



Chorus:


    F         D7

All hail! All hail!
       C           A7

To the greatest of sales
F             D                 G      G7

Everything in sight's got to be sold



    F         D7

All hail! All hail!
        C          A7

It's to work or to jail
            D7           G            C      G    C

Man they're closing them doors on the world





Verse 3:


C

Take this pill now
    D7

And put it on your tongue
G7        G      C

Keeps you acting just like everyone
C                                 D7

Keeps you from feeling good, bad, ugly, crazy, dumb
           G7           G              C

It ain't a drug goddamn it I'd give it to my only son
      C

Well, no one's gonna get arrested
         C7

No one's having any fun
         F

Doctor's orders: you feel your heart beating,
D7

go ahead and take you one
         C

Now your duller than a singing saw playing
A7

Uncomfortably numb
       D7                             G

It's a thorazine work party with free fluoride bubble gum
G

You wander like a zombie out into the midday sun



Chorus:


    F         D7

All hail! All hail!
       C           A7

To the greatest of sales
F             D                 G      G7

Everything you got's got to be sold
]
    F         D7

All hail! All hail!
        C          A7

It's to work or to jail         
           D7           G

Man they're closing them doors
             D7           G

Yeah they're closing them doors
             D7           G              C

Yeah they're closing them doors on the world