Show Stoppin' Number Uke tab by Team Starkid

It's... a....

D*
Show stoppin number
F#m*
A real show stopper
Bm*                       Em7 A
A show stoppin number come on

D*
Somethin to SHOCK EM
F#m*
To bring them a-crawlin
Bm*                    Em7 A
A big time box office draw

G
With the press and the glamour
       Gm        A
We'll kill the reviews
D                    D7 B
Spotlight on Mr. Ingenue
    Bm
So fill up your Tumblr
       Gm            A        D
Got a show stoppin number for you

D F#m Bm G A

D
A show stoppin number
  F#m
Is something you'd die for
Bm                      Em7 A
A real catchy earworm-y tune
D
An award-winning score
   F#m
That seeps in and out of your pores
Bm                                Em7 A
A dirty to make the chorus girls swoon

G
It'll unify humanity
      Gm         A
In a thundering chorus
    D                       D7 B
No exits from this Broadway venue
    Bm        
So crash those shiny cymbals
      Gm            A         D
Got a show stoppin hymnal for you


[Dialogue] D F#m Bm Em7 A (repeat as needed)


D
Business calls
                      E
I'm up to my ass in shit
What is this business
D
Markets are crashing
                           E
And I'm at the edge of my wits
I just can't take it
D                  A
When all I want to do
G             D
Is spend the day with
A
Greg
      B
And Steve
     C
And Stu
     D
And Mark
      E
And Leighton
     F
And Chad

And- [dialogue w/o chords]

    G             A
And all I want to do
    D
Is spend the day with Steve and
A
Five o'clock can't come soon enough
B
Five o'clock can't come soon enough 
C
Five o'clock can't come soon enough 
D                               E
I can't wait to get home to my boys

   D
A show stoppin number
  F#m
A real show stopper
   D                 Em7 A
An aria to rule them all

       G 
They'll throw us their money
   A#          A
At full price admission
      D                       Em7 A
The world will come crumblin down
G
Hamilton move over
     A#       A            D
Your new competition's in town

[Dialogue] D F#m D G A (repeat as needed)

D
Working boys
                        E
We're up to our ass in shit
What is this business 
A
Five o'clock can't come soon enough 
B
Five o'clock can't come soon enough 
C
Five o'clock can't come soon enough 
D                               E
I can't wait to get home to my boys