Real Friends Uke tab by Rudderless

Capo 7th
Intro: C G Am (2x)

C
You're my sidekick
Am
You're my alibi
Em                  F
You're my right hand man

C
I'm your homeboy
Am
I'm your main dude
Em                F
I'm your best laid plan

Dm                    G
When the shit hits the fan
     C              Am
Can I make you understand
        G
I don't know

          C           G           Am
Would you still be my friend if I made out with your mother
          C           G           Am
Would you still be my friend if I beat up your brother
          C        G            Am
Cause I'd still be friends with you
F           
Cause that's what real friends do

C G Am (2x)

C
You're my defense
Am
You're my samurai 
Em
You're the man 
Am            F
You're the man

C
Theres no secrets
Am
Theres no need to lie
Em
Words are not enough to best describe us

Dm                    G
When the shit hits the fan
     C               Am
Can I make you understand
        G
I don't know

          C           G           Am
Would you still be my friend if I broke into your house
C              G         Am           
Pissed in your shoes and relieved you of your eyebrows
    C        G            Am
I'd still be friends with you
F                               C  G
Cause that's what real friends do

Em                                            Am
These scenarios have all been hypothetical so far
Em                              
Bad news is I think I brought your girlfriend to the brink
               Am                              F
While you were sleeping off the drinking in the backseat of your car

      C               G      Am
I will still be your friend no matter what happens
      C               G                 Am
I will still be your friend through the good times and the bad ones
      C            G            Am   F
Cause I'll always be there for you

                               C  G  Am
Cause that's what real friends do (4x) [Don't repeat F]