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I was guardin' the point at some dusty old joint
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My trusty Dispenser nearby
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But along came a rocket when I couldn't block it
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And I knew that Soldier must die

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So I gave his big noggin' a serious floggin
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Then put a round in his rear end!
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And now he's digestin' without his intestines
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Cause Engineers weren't his friend
 
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The wrench is his scythe! He's a herald of doom!
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The Gorge is a grave and the 2Fort's a tomb
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It's too late to duck if you heard it go boom
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But Engineers are your friend

  Bb
I had me a chum who would chug too much rum
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Then go blow the place up, as kids do
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But I realized one night as he vanished from sight
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That ol' Tavish was workin' for BLU

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When I saw I'd been tricked, I was pretty dang ticked
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And my fists, well, they started to clench
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And he screamed and he bled when I took off his head
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With the business end of this here wrench

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The blood runs like rivers when I come around
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I'll blow you to slivers all over the ground!
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We'll bash you and beat you until we de-feet you
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But Engineers are your friend


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    C
Her name was Katrina, and if she had seen ya
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You would prob'bly be dead in a box
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She was little and cute, but hot dog, she could shoot
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Like a drop-dead'n, three-legged fox!

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She died from a sapper, but I couldn't scrap her
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So Trina got made a new twin
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And her new baby sister, she miserably missed her
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But never missed no one again

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And I'd smile and strum on my blood-stained guitar
      Fm                       C
While no-scoping scumbags both near and afar
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We'll blow all your brains out, whoever you are!
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Me and all of my friends...

   C
So don't be afraid to come sit by my fire
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And toast up a wiener or two...
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But if you double cross me, then things will get saucy
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And I'll blow a big hole straight through you

      Fm                  C
We'll massacre Medics and skin every Scout!
      Fm                   C
We'll hang every Heavy and gouge their eyes out!
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I'd kill this whole crew, but it ain't wearing blueeeee...
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Oh, Engineers aaaaaare your friend!!