Engineers Are Your Friend Tab par Random Encounters

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Bb
                                 Bb
I was guardin' the point at some dusty old joint
          G             Cm
My trusty Dispenser nearby
     Ebm                     Bb         G      
But along came a rocket when I couldn't block it
      Cm         F           Bb
And I knew that Soldier must die

     Eb                     Bb
So I gave his big noggin' a serious floggin
     Cm                      D      G*
Then put a round in his rear end!
    Eb         C          F           G
And now he's digestin' without his intestines
      Eb        Ebm         Bb
Cause Engineers weren't his friend
 
    Eb                           Bb
The wrench is his scythe! He's a herald of doom!
    Eb                       Bb
The Gorge is a grave and the 2Fort's a tomb
     Eb                      Bb          G
It's too late to duck if you heard it go boom
    Cm        F        Bb
But Engineers are your friend

  Bb
I had me a chum who would chug too much rum
                 G                 Cm
Then go blow the place up, as kids do
      Ebm                      Bb            G     
But I realized one night as he vanished from sight
         Cm         F           Bb
That ol' Tavish was workin' for BLU

       Eb                          Bb
When I saw I'd been tricked, I was pretty dang ticked
       Cm                           D        G*
And my fists, well, they started to clench
       Eb              C           F            G
And he screamed and he bled when I took off his head
         Eb           Ebm          Bb
With the business end of this here wrench

    Eb                          Bb
The blood runs like rivers when I come around
     Eb                      Bb
I'll blow you to slivers all over the ground!
    Eb                        Bb        G
We'll bash you and beat you until we de-feet you
    Cm        F        Bb
But Engineers are your friend


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    C
Her name was Katrina, and if she had seen ya
                      A         Dm
You would prob'bly be dead in a box
                   Fm            C              A
She was little and cute, but hot dog, she could shoot
       Dm           G            C
Like a drop-dead'n, three-legged fox!

    F                       C
She died from a sapper, but I couldn't scrap her
   Dm                   E
So Trina got made a new twin
        F        D           G         A
And her new baby sister, she miserably missed her
    F                    C
But never missed no one again

        Fm                    C
And I'd smile and strum on my blood-stained guitar
      Fm                       C
While no-scoping scumbags both near and afar
      Fm                           C 
We'll blow all your brains out, whoever you are!
Fm               G
Me and all of my friends...

   C
So don't be afraid to come sit by my fire
               A         Dm
And toast up a wiener or two...
                  Fm             C               A
But if you double cross me, then things will get saucy
         Dm         G                     Cm
And I'll blow a big hole straight through you

      Fm                  C
We'll massacre Medics and skin every Scout!
      Fm                   C
We'll hang every Heavy and gouge their eyes out!
    Fm                           C             A
I'd kill this whole crew, but it ain't wearing blueeeee...
    Dm        G             C
Oh, Engineers aaaaaare your friend!!