I Ain't Got Rhythm Uke tab by Phineas And Ferb

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You keep sayin' that you don't have rhythm
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But listen what you're doin' right there
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With that stamp and a book you got a real nice hook
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Sounds to me like you got rhythm to spare

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I have no idea what you're talking about
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I've got as much rhythm as that chair
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What happened to me was a tragedy
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But I don't have to be a millionair            

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Look I got a sweet deal going on here
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I got all the books that I can read
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All these sweet old ladies and the carpet from the 80's
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What more could a librarian need?
 
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Besides I ain't got rhythm
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No I ain't got rhythm
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I said I ain't got rhythm
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I ain't got rhythm

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You're kidding me right? You're, You're kidding me
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Don't you see what you were doing right then?
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That's a wicked groove, you are starting to move
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Mister, you got rhythm times ten.

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I think perhaps that you're not listening
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I find it tedious to repeat
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It's no big drama, just can't keep time
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I'm telling you I lost the beat

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I don't need my face on T-shirts
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Or hit a powerchord guitar
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They were screaming my name, I guess it's a shame
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But I don't need to be a rockstar

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Besides I ain't got rhythm
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No I ain't got rhythm
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I said I ain't got rhythm
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I ain't got rhythm

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Besides I ain't got rhythm (sounds like rhythm to me)
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No I ain't got rhythm (seems like they all agree)
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I said I ain't got rhythm 
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I ain't got rhythm

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I ain't got rhythm (but you got that beat)
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No I ain't got rhythm
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I said I ain't got rhythm (it's time for you to write)
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A brand new generation (brand new generation)
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Gonna write a brand new generation    
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Because I ain't got rhythm!

[would you just go join the band?]  (drum fill)

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He's got rhythm! x4
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Heck I got rhythm!