Not Fair Uke tab by Lily Allen

Dm
Oh he treats me with respect
 
He says he loves me all the time
F
He calls me 15 times a day
 
He likes to make sure that I'm fine
              Dm
You know I've never met a man who's made me feel quite so secure
              F
He's not like all them other boys
 
They're all so dumb and immature

                 Dm
There's just one thing that's getting in the way
                 F
When we go up to bed you're just no good

It?s such a shame
                 Dm
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
                       F
And then you make this noise and it?s apparent it's all over

Gm
It's not fair
      Bb
And I think you're really mean
  F
I think you're really mean
  C
I think you're really mean
   Gm
Oh you're supposed to care
        Bb
But you never make me scream
    C
You never make me scream

   Gm
Oh it's not fair
         Bb
And it's really not ok
     F
It's really not ok
     C
It's really not ok
   Gm
Oh you're supposed to care
     Bb
But all you do is take
     C
Yeah all you do is take

Dm
Oh I lie here in the wet patch

In the middle of the bed
            F
I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by

I spent ages giving head
         Dm
Then I remember all the nice things that you ever said to me
          F
Maybe I'm just overreacting maybe you're the one for me

                 Dm
There's just one thing that's getting in the way
                 F
When we go up to bed you're just no good

It's such a shame
                 Dm
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
                       F
And then you make this noise and it's apparent it's all over

Gm
It's not fair
      Bb
And I think you're really mean
  F
I think you're really mean
  C
I think you're really mean
   Gm
Oh you're supposed to care
        Bb
But you never make me scream
    C
You never make me scream

   Gm
Oh it's not fair
         Bb
And it's really not ok
     F
It's really not ok
     C
It's really not ok
   Gm
Oh you're supposed to care
    Bb
But all you do is take
     C
Yeah all you do is take

                 Dm       
There's just one thing that's getting in the way
                 F
When we go up to bed you're just no good

It's such a shame
                 Dm
I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
                       F
And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over

Gm
It's not fair
      Bb
And I think you're really mean
  F
I think you're really mean
  C
I think you're really mean
   Gm
Oh you're supposed to care
    Bb
But you never make me scream
    C
You never make me scream

   Gm
Oh it's not fair
         Bb
And it's really not ok
     F
It's really not ok
     C
It's really not ok
   Gm
Oh you're supposed to care
    Bb
But all you do is take
     C             F
Yeah all you do is take