Alfie Uke tab by Lily Allen

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Oooooh, deary me
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My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed.
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I tell him he should get up 'cause it's nearly half past three
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He can't be bothered 'cause he's high on TCH.
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I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea
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I can't even see him 'cause his room is so smokey.
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Don't understand how one can watch so much TV,
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My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.

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I only say it 'cause I care,
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So please can you stop pulling my hair?
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Now, now there's no need to swear,
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Please don't despair, my dear mon frere.

A                   E
Oooooh Alfie get up it's a brand new day
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I just can't sit back and watch you waste your life away.
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You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid
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Get off your lazy ass, Alfie please use your brain.
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Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray
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I'm feeling guiltier for leading you astray.
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Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid,
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When all you do is stay in playing your computer games?

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I only say it 'cause I care,
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So please can you stop pulling my hair?
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Now, now there's no need to swear,
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Please don't despair, my dear mon frere.

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Oh little brother, please refrain from doing that.
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I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat.
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It's time that you and I sit down and have a little chat,
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And look me in the eyes, take off that stupid fitted cap.

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I only say it 'cause I care,
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So please can you stop pulling my hair?
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Now, now there's no need to swear,
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Please don't despair,
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Please don't despair
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My mon frere.