Skullcrusher Mountain Uke tab by Jonathan Coulton

In the key of C.


Intro:  C  Csus4 C  Csus4

C                    Csus4                C       Csus4
Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
  C                             Csus4
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far
          C7
I see you met my assistant Scarface
      F                     C
His appearance is quite disturbing
        F                       G7
but I assure you he's harmless enough
       F                    C
He's a sweetheart, calls me Master
             F      G7      F      G7
And he has a way of finding pretty things
    F                G7
and bringing them to me


C
I'm so into you
        Gm
But I'm way too smart for you
        F
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
           Fm
I'm not surprised that you agree
             C
If you could find some way to be
             Gm
A little bit less afraid of me
              F
You'd see the voices that control me
       Fm
from inside my head
    A#7                C       Csus4
Say I shouldn't kill you....yet


  C                        Csus4             C         Csus4
I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
C                          Csus4
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
C7
What's with all the screaming?
         F                 C
You like monkeys, you like ponies
          F                      G7
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
        F             C
Maybe I used too many monkeys
         F         G7          F        G7
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony
F                 G7
making a gift for you?


C
I'm so into you
        Gm
But I'm way too smart for you
        F
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
           Fm
I'm not surprised that you agree
             C
If you could find some way to be
             Gm
A little bit less afraid of me
              F
You'd see the voices that control me
       Fm
from inside my head
    A#7                C       Csus4 C C7
Say I shouldn't kill you....yet


            F                         Em
Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine
         F                  G7
While up above the waves my doomsday squad
  C             C7
ignites the atmosphere
            F
And all the fools who lead their foolish lives
    Em              A7
may find it quite explosive
        Dm                               F                G7
Well it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here



    C                         Csus4                C       Csus4
You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain
   C                             Csus4
So maybe you could cut me just a little slack
         C7
Would it kill you to be civil?
          F                  C
I've been patient, I've been gracious
         F                        G7
And this mountain is covered with wolves
          F                  C
Hear them howling, my hungry children
                 F        G7     F     G7
Maybe you should stay and have another drink
    F                  G7
and think about me and you


C
I'm so into you
        Gm
But I'm way too smart for you
        F
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
           Fm
I'm not surprised that you agree
             C
If you could find some way to be
             Gm
A little bit less afraid of me
              F
You'd see the voices that control me
       Fm
from inside my head
    A#7                C
Say I shouldn't kill you yet
A#7                C
I shouldn't kill you yet
A#7                C    Csus C
I shouldn't kill you yet