Baby Got Back Acoustic Uke tab by Jonathan Coulton

(Intro)
LA face with the Oakland booty
C F C F

(Verse)
  C                    F
I like big butts and I cannot lie
    C              F
You other brothers can?t deny
       F
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
       G
And a round thing in your face
        C                    F
You get sprung and you wanna pull up tough
       C           F
You notice that butt was stuffed
F
Deep in the jeans she?s wearing
G
I?m hooked and I can?t stop staring
Em 
Oh babe, I wanna get wit?cha
Am
And take your pretty picture
F
My homeboys tried to warn me
G
But that butt you got makes me so horny
C           F
Ooh, Rumple-smooth-skin
C                     F
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
      F
Well, use me, use me
G
Cause you ain?t that average groupie
C              F
I?ve seen them dancing
C             F
The hell with romancing
F
Cause she?s sweat, wet,
G
Got it going like a turbo Vette

Em
I?m tired of magazines
Am
Saying flat butts are the thing
F
Take the average black man and ask him that
G
She gotta pack much back

C          
So, fellas, fellas
Am                     
Has your girlfriend got the butt?
F                     F
Tell her to shake it, shake it
Am                 G
Shake that healthy butt
C         Am
Baby got back

C Em F G 
Baby got back    (LA face with the Oakland booty)
C Em F G
Baby got back    (LA face with the Oakland booty)
C Em F G
Baby got back    (LA face with the Oakland booty)
C Em F G
Baby got back

C             F
I like them round and big
C             F
And when I?m throwing a gig
Dm
I just can?t help myself, I?m acting like an animal
G
Now here?s my scandal
C          F
I wanna get you home
C          F
And wo, double-up, wo-oo-wo
Dm 
I ain?t talking bout Playboy
G
Cause silicone parts are made for toys

Em
I want em real thick and juicy
Am
So find that juicy double
Dm
Jonnie C?s in trouble
G
Begging for a piece of that bubble

C                 F
So I?m looking at rock videos
C                  F
Knock-kneed bimbos walking like hoes
Dm
You can have them bimbos
G
I?ll keep my women like Flo Jo
C                         F
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
C        F
I won?t cuss or hit ya
Dm
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna? (pause)
G
Til the break of dawn

Em
Baby got it going on
Am
A lot of simps won?t like this song
Dm
Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
G
And I?d rather stay and play

Dm
Cause I?m long, and I?m strong
G
And I?m down to get the friction on

C           F
So, ladies, ladies
C               F
If you wanna role in my Mercedes
Dm
Then turn around and stick it out
G
Even white boys got to shout

C Em F G 
Baby got back    (LA face with the Oakland booty)
C Em F G
Baby got back    (LA face with the Oakland booty)
C Em F G
Baby got back    (LA face with the Oakland booty)
C Em F G
Baby got back