2 Girls 1 Cup Song Uke tab by Jon Lajoie

C#m       B       A       E
How do you show someone you love
C#m       B      E
That they are the one?
C#m       B       A       E
So many ways to express love
C#m       B               E
It's hard to choose just one - how you gonna do it?

     E              A          B              C#m
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug
     E       A                       B7            E
Some lesbians like eating each others shit out of a cup
     E              A          B              C#m
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out
     E       A                       B7         E
Some people puke semi-digested shit into each others mouths

C#m       B       A       E
Sometimes making love is not enough
C#m       B      E
You have to step it up
C#m       B       A       E
And urinating on her face
C#m       B      E
Is not enough to say - I love you

     E              A          B              C#m
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug
     E       A                       B7            E
Some lesbians like eating each others shit out of a cup
     E              A          B              C#m
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out
     E       A                       B7            E
Some people puke semi-digested shit into each others mouths

E
She's covered in vomit and human feces
That's how I know that she needs me
She's covered in vomit and human feces
That's how I know that she needs me
She's covered in vomit and human feces
That's how I know that she needs me

A                         B7                    E Let it ring.
Shit in my mouth and I'll puke it all over your face

I love you.