2016 Sucks Uke tab by Jon Cozart

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Have you smelled that rotting dumpster fire baking?

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Well that's this shitty world that we've been making

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There's never been a time like this

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Where everybody's pissed

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That hasn't ended with some bones a-breaking

(I don't know...)

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Slinging mud is making people heated

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The earth is getting warmer, even that's debated

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So whether you lean left or right

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Hope you're ready for a fight

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Ce la vie to the height of olden days

Like when we had slaves?

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It's not so bad

The dems are cheating

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It's not so bad

Look what we're eating

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It's not so bad

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There's no escaping that we're doomed

It's not all bad news

Bum bum bum...

My name's Grace and I'm here to say
There's good things happening every single day
Like today, I saw a man, he was walking a cat
I saw another man fall and I caught it on snapchat
This made me laugh, this made me cry - from laughing
I love the jokes on Laffy Taffys
It's ok to be down if you get up again
There's always good news 'cause I'm your friend

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What the hell is going on around me 

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My dad gives me a gun at every Christian holiday

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It's always wrong versus right

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Black versus - blue? - white

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I'm getting kinda jealous of Harambe

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It's not so bad

There's war and famine
    
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It's not so bad

And Jimmy Fallon

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It's not so bad

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We must examine why we suck

We're not all fucked

Bum bum bum... (So you gonna sing?)

Yo Grace is back with some really great news
At least you don't look like Ted Cruz
Look at this elephant, look at this child,
Look at this meme, rest in peace
There's more diversity, you seen Hamilton?
Selena Gomez has lupus again,
But she's getting ahead of it,
didn't quit for the hell of it,
There's more where that came from
if you like the smell of it (Really?)

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But certainly you see all the darkness around

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The human race is hitting quite a slump

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But there's quiet progress being made

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every single fucking day

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My uncle used to be a homophobe,

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But now he's blowing Trump

It's Grace, again, what does she want? Well
I got more good news I'm trying to tell ya
Jon is a sourpuss but he's not lost
You got some good news?
Stranger Things rocks!
That's right, that's awesome, those kids are cute (You okay?)
Tiger population's up
Well doodly doo (Yay!)
Art is doing well 'cause people need to escape
And David Bowie's still alive
I like grapes
So I hope I changed your mind if you were still on the fence

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Three cheers for unrelenting ignorance!