Not Ur Friend Uke tab by Jeremy Zucker

[Verse 1]
G        D                      A
 Yeah, tomorrow is your birthday
  Em                  F#m       G
I thought it was last Thursday, girl
   D                    A
We know you love a party
   Em            F#m
Go celebrate and I'll be

[Pre-Chorus]
G            D             A
On my way to distant shores
                  Em  F#m
If you weren't so insecure
     G                    D             Asus4
You'd learn to close each open door for me
   A
oh babe...

[Chorus]
G                D
 Hang up, if you ever think of calling
A             Em             F#m
 Me up, not afraid to say it darling
G               D
 Sorry, I'm not sorry if it hurts
        A
I don't mean to make it worse
       Em             F#m               G
I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend
                       D
Right now, there's not much that we agree on
A                 Em              F#m     G
 Sit down, if you need someone to lean on
               D
Honest, if I'm coming to your place,
        A
it's to say it to your face
       Em             F#m               G
I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend

[Verse 2]
  D                       A
I think you might be okay
      Em                   F#m        G
Could care less what your friends say well,
    D                     A
I'd rather sit in silence
     Em            F#m
Then be why you're crying

[Pre-Chorus]
G                D         A
Darling watch me disappear
             Em      F#m      G
Ignorance is bliss I hear and
              D               Asus4
I have always been sincere to you
   A
Oh babe

[Chorus]
G                D
 Hang up, if you ever think of calling
A             Em             F#m
 Me up, not afraid to say it darling
G               D
 Sorry, I'm not sorry if it hurts
        A
I don't mean to make it worse
       Em             F#m               G
I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend
                       D
Right now, there's not much that we agree on
A                 Em              F#m     G
 Sit down, if you need someone to lean on
               D
Honest, if I'm coming to your place,
        A
it's to say it to your face
       Em             F#m               G
I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend

[Bridge]
G    D    A   Em F#m
G    D    A   Em F#m

[Chorus]
G                D
 Hang up, if you ever think of calling
A             Em             F#m
 Me up, not afraid to say it darling
G               D
 Sorry, I'm not sorry if it hurts
        A
I don't mean to make it worse
       Em             F#m               G
I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend
                       D
Right now, there's not much that we agree on
A                 Em              F#m     G
 Sit down, if you need someone to lean on
               D
Honest, if I'm coming to your place,
        A
it's to say it to your face
       Em             F#m               G
I've decided that I'm not your fucking friend