Last Straw Uke tab by Jacks Mannequin (Baritone Chords)

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I heard that you went out last night and you looked beautiful 
                            G
Just like a bat beneath the moonlight 
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I stayed home took a Vicodin
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Sometimes it's all that I can do 
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when I think about the president 
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How did he become the president? 

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And I stayed awake for a day or two,
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I thought about the world, drank gin and watched the news
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And there are some things I'll never understand 
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Why a country needs a God, and a woman needs a man 


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And you never write me letters 
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And you never sent my sweaters 
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So I could stay warm when I was without you 
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Without you I don't sleep, Just dream 


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And I scratch these words into a black notebook 
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I wrote your name on top I knew you'd never look 
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I tried my best to fight the atmosphere 
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To think the happy thoughts, that leave the phone lines clear 
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I see Arizona stars from here but Peter Pan is miles away 


F       C              F
And you never write me letters 
F       C             F
And you never sent my sweaters 
F            Am                     G
So I could stay warm when I was without you 
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Without you I don't have
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A place that's safe from all the monsters 
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That hide in my head and sing me to sleep, sleep 
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This is the last straw

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This is the last straw she said
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And I won't wait for you forever 
                          Am      
While you run around like JFK
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You watched that poor girl waste the best years of her life
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And I'll be damned if I am going out

I will not go out that way


C  Am  G  F 


F       C              F
And you never write me letters 
F       C             F
And you never sent my sweaters 
F            Am                 G
So I could stay warm when I was gone 
G                        
Without you I don't have 
F               C                 Am
A place that's safe from all the monsters 
                G                     F
That hide in my head and keep me 'til dawn 
F                     
I think, this is the last straw.