Holiday From Real Uke tab by Jacks Mannequin

Am             G
She thinks I'm much too thin
F                  C
She asks me if I'm sick
          Am
What's a girl to do 
       G           F
With friends like this
Am            G
She lets me drive her car 
   F              C
So I can score an eighth
          Am
From the lesbians 
     G      F
Out west in Venice


Am G       F           C  
Oh,  California in the Summer
Am G        F                            
Ah,  and my hair is growing long
G     Am           F
F yeah, we can live like this


C           G            Am
But if you left it up to me
     G
Everyday would be 
    F    C     G
A holiday from real
C               G
We'd waste our weeks 
            Am
Beneath the sun
              G
We'd fry our brains 
             F       C       G
And say it's so much fun out here
               F   C 
But when it's all over
Am                  G            F
I'll come back for another year


Am             G
I looked for work today
    F                C
I'm spilling out the door
         Am
Put my glasses on 
   G      F
So no one sees me
Am      G
I never thought that
       F              C
I'd be living on your floor
         Am
But the rents are high 
    G    F
And LA's easy


Am G       F           C  
Oh, it's a picture of perfection
Am G        F   
Ah, and the postcards gonna read
G     Am           F
F yeah we can live like this

We can live like this


C           G            Am
But if you left it up to me
     G
Everyday would be 
    F    C     G
A holiday from real
C               G
We'd waste our weeks 
            Am
Beneath the sun
              G
We'd fry our brains 
             F       C       G
And say it's so much fun out here


C                 
Hey Madeline 
                   Am
You sure look fine 

You wore my favorite sweater
G
Being poor was never better
C
A safety buzz 
                             Am
Some cheap red wine (Some cheap red wine)
                        
Oh, the trouble we can get in 
G                          F
So let's screw this one up right


C           G            Am
But if you left it up to me
     G
Everyday would be 
    F    C     G
A holiday from real
C               G
We'd waste our weeks 
            Am
Beneath the sun
              G
We'd fry our brains 
             F       C       G
And say it's so much fun out here
               F   C 
But when it's all over
Am                  G            F
I'll come back for another year

               F   C 
But when it's all over
Am                  G            F
I'll come back for another year
               F   C 
But when it's all over
Am                  G            F
I'll come back for another year