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        D
If it′s possible then
           Bm
Can we not talk about her?
Em
Can we play pretend
            A
She doesn't occupy this world

  D
I know it′s mean but
  Bm
I had you first
Em                                 A7
Then she wedged herself between us

Kind of game I'll never win 'cause

    A            D
I′m just another boy
               G         D
And she′s your favourite toy
        G               D
I could race her to the finish line
         Asus4           A
But I'll never score the point

                       D        Bm
You said that we could still be friends
                 GM7  A
I said it wasn′t possible
                   D         Bm
You didn't seem to listen or care
                        G             A
It′s like you want me to watch as you kiss her
    F#m                    Bm
Oh, I could do, I could do it
       G                      A
Do you get off on, get off on that shit?
            F#m                    Bm
Watching me watch it, watching you doing it
       G       A            Em Bm G A
'Cause I would watch as you kiss    her

              D           Bm
Tell me if it′s flammable
                            G
'Cause I'll ignite the fire
                  A
The love chemical
                            D
Is it something you desire?
                Bm                      G
I′m not incapable but you don′t want it
                   A7
You're unappeasable, cold-hearted

    A            D
I′m just another boy
               G         D
And she′s your favourite toy
        G               D
I could race her to the finish line
         Asus4           A
But I'll never score the point

                       D        Bm
You said that we could still be friends
                 GM7  A
I said it wasn′t possible
                   D         Bm
You didn't seem to listen or care
                        G             A
It′s like you want me to watch as you kiss her
    F#m                    Bm
Oh, I could do, I could do it
       G                      A
Do you get off on, get off on that shit?
            F#m                    Bm
Watching me watch it, watching you doing it
       G       A            Em Bm G A
'Cause I would watch as you kiss    her

       D
If you keep up with the news
           Bm
There′s an outbreak in my mind
        G
And the rate of spread′s alarming
       A
But at least you're doing fine
        D
I′ll be standing at the exit
         Bm
With the role I've been assigned
           G
You′re the star and I'm the watcher
    A             Em Bm G A
Who wishes he was blind

                       D        Bm
You said that we could still be friends
                 GM7  A
I said it wasn′t possible
                   D         Bm
You didn't seem to listen or care
                        G             A
It′s like you want me to watch as you kiss her
    F#m                    Bm
Oh, I could do, I could do it
       G                      A
Do you get off on, get off on that shit?
            F#m                    Bm
Watching me watch it, watching you doing it
       G       A            Em Bm D
'Cause I would watch as you kiss  her