Plastic Jesus Uke tab by Goldcoast Singers

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I don't care if it rains or freezes
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Long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
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Glued to the dashboard of my car,
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You can buy Him phosphorescent
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Glows in the dark, He's Pink and Pleasant,  
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Take Him with you when you're travelling far.


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You can buy a Sweet Madonna
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Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a
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Pedestal of abalone shell,
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Goin' ninety, I'm not wary
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'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary,
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Guaranteeing me I won't go to Hell.


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I don't care if it rains or freezes
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Long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
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Glued to the dashboard of my car,
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You can buy Him phosphorescent
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Glows in the dark, He's Pink and Pleasant,  
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Take Him with you when you're travelling far.