You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute Uke tab by Flight Of The Conchords (Baritone Chords)

7 Chords used in the song: Am, Am7, Dm, E7, C, G, F

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Year:  2009
Difficulty: 
2.79
(Beginner)
Key: AmChords
Am Am                 Am Am(maj7)
It's a cold night, beneath the street light
Am7 Am7
There's a man whose pants are too tight
Dm Dm E7 E7
Oh no, his pants are too tight (my pants are too tight)

Am Am Am Am(maj7)
He stands there, an empty stare
Am7 Am7
Trying to make enough money for his cab fare home
Dm Dm E7 E7
He'll have to walk home tonight (don't have enough for the ride)

Am Am Am Am(maj7)
The streets are cruel, he tries to act cool
Am7 Am7
He goes to work with only his one tool
Dm Dm E7 E7
You can put away tool, Jermaine

C C G G F F
You don't have to be a prostitute, no no no no no
C C G G F F
You can say no to being a man-ho, a male gigolo
C C G G F F
You don't have to be a prostitute, no no no no no
C C G G F F
You can say no to being a night looker, boy hooker, rent boy, bro ho

C C G G F F
He can't see his way out
I cannot see my way out

C C G G F F
He can't see his way out
Male prostitution seems to
be my only option

C C G G F F
He can't see his way out
I cannot see my way out

C C G G F F
He can't see his way out
No no no no no no

Am Am Am Am(maj7)
He selling cheap thrills, to pay his expensive bills
Am7 Am7
But check you resume, you must have some other skills
Dm Dm E7 E7
Do you have any other skills? Like typing?

Am Am Am Am(maj7)
They see him, wanted to please them
Am7 Am7
Wanted to play them but they don't even pay him
Dm Dm E7 E7
Oh no no, they don't think he's worth it at all

Am Am Am Am(maj7)
Though they're unknown, he tries to bring them home
Am7 Am7
Maybe it'd be okay if he lived alone
Dm Dm E7 E7
Ooh you have a roommate Jermaine, don't bring them home

C C G G F F
You don't have to be a prostitute, no no no no o
C C G G F F
You can say no to being a man-ho, a male gigolo
C C G G F F
You don't have to be a prostitute, no no no no no
C C G G F F
You can say no to being a night looker, boy hooker, rent boy, bro ho

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Missing an indicator for the first chord. :(

____ Major 7th? And then the only other major 7th on there is E and it doesn't fit in the error spot.
04 Jul 2011
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