Friends Uke tab by Flight Of The Conchords

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Friends sing together, la la la la
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Friends do things together, la la la la
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Friends laugh together, ha ha ha ha
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Friends make graphs together, la la la la

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Friends help you when you're in danger
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Friends are people who are not strangers
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Friends help you shift into a new place
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Tell you if you've got food on your face

G
Friends are the ones on whom you can depend
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He's my friend; he's not my friend
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Friends are the ones who are there in the end
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He's my friend; they're not my friends

   G
If you trip over, I'll catch your fall
       D
If you kick my dick, I won't break your balls
    A
If you get drunk and vomit on me,
     D
I'll make sure you get some safely

       G
If you cross the road and a truck struck you
     D
I'll scrape you up and reconstruct you
     A
I'll cheer you up if you're depressed
    D
If you get murdered, I'll avenge your death

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Friends walk together, la la la la
A                      D
Pop and lock together, Zzt brrt zzt brrt
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Me and him together, la la la la
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Me and Jim forever...

G
Friends go jogging at the track
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Friends borrow money, never pay it back
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Friends do not let friends do crack
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Friends go out and grab a snack

G
Friends drink beer in the sun
       D
Unlike girlfriends they don't mind if you have more than one
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Friends tell you when your fly's undone
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Murray... Your fly is undone

   G
My uncle John had a special friend
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They dressed alike; his name was Ben
     A
I've never seen two friends like them
          D
They were very, very friendly men

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La la la la, friends friends friends 
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La la la la, friends friends friends friends
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La la la la, friends friends friends friends
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La la la la, friends

La la la la