Inside Of Every Demon Is A Rainbow Uke tab by Elsie Lovelock

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I have a dream, I'm here to tell
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About a wonderful fantastic new hotel!
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It's one of a kind, right here in Hell
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Catering to a specific clientele! (Ooooh)

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Inside of every demon is a rainbow!
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Inside every sinner is a shiny smile!
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Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac
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Is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child!

G           D
We can turn around!
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They'll be heaven bound!
     E
With just a little time
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Down at the Happy Hotel!

D
So, all you junkies, freaks and weirdos
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Creepers, fuck-ups, crooks and zeroes
Em
And downfallen superheroes
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Help is here!

D
All of you cretins, sluts and losers
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Sexual deviants and boozers
Em
And prescription drug abusers
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Need not fear!

G            D
Forever again
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We'll cure your sin
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We'll make you well
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You'll feel so swell!

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Right here in Hell
              G
At the Happy Hotel!

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There'll be no more fire, and no more screams
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Just puppy dog kisses, and cotton candy dreams
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And puffy-wuffy clouds!
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You're gonna be like, wow!
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Once you check in with meeeeee~

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So, all your cartoon porn addictions
B
Vegan rants, psychic predictions
F#m
Ancient Roman crucifictions
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End right here!

E
All you monsters, thieves and crazies
B
Cannibals and crying babies
F#m
Frothing mouthers full of rabies
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Filled with cheer!

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You'll be complete!
A           E
It'll be so neat!
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Our service can't be beat!
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You'll be on easy street, yes!

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Life, will be sweet
             A        E
At the Happy Hotel!