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# (This is just how I play it)

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Mondays is for drinking to the seldom seen kid
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I've been working on a cocktail called "Grounds For Divorce", whoa
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Polishing a compass that I hold in my sleep, whoa
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Doubt comes in on sticks, but then he kicks like a horse, whoa
Dm
There's a Chinese cigarette case and the rest you can keep
Dm
And the rest you can keep
Dm
And the rest you can keep
          Bb                  Am 
There's a hole in my neighbourhood
              Dm
Down which of late I cannot help but fall
          Bb                  Am
There's a hole in my neighbourhood
              Dm
Down which of late I cannot help but fall

# (Insturmental)
Dm    C      
(Repeats)

C
Mondays is for drinking to the seldom seen kid
Dm
(Ooh, ooh) x2

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There's this whispering of jokers doing "Flesh by the Pound"
Dm                               Dm   
To a chorus of supposes from the little town whores
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There'll be twisted karaoke at the Aniseed Lounge
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And I'd bring you further roses but it does you no good
Dm
And it does me no good
Dm
And it does you no good

Bb                           Am 
There's a hole in my neighborhood
              Dm
Down which of late I cannot help but fall
Bb                          Am
There's a hole in my neighborhood
              Dm
Down which of late I cannot help but fall

There's a hole in my neighborhood
Down which of late I cannot help but fall

# (Insturmental)
Dm    C      (Repeats)

C
Someday we'll be drinking with the seldom seen kid
Dm
(Ooh, ooh) x2