New Man Uke tab by Ed Sheeran

G chord is played higher up on the fretboard: x,10,12,12,12,x

Note: You can put a capo on 7 and transpose to Am so the voicing of the chords is like on the album.



No, no, no, no, no

[Intro]
Em G D/F# Em | C Bm D Em

[Verse 1]
N.C.                     Em    G
I heard he spent five hundred pounds on jeans
D/F#                     Em
Goes to the gym at least six times a week
C                     Bm
Wears boat shoes with no socks on his feet
      D                            Em
And I hear he’s on a new diet and watches what he eats
             Em                       G
He’s got his eyebrows plucked and his asshole bleached
     D/F#                  Em
Owns every single Ministry CD
C                           Bm
Tribal tattoos and he don’t know what it means
      D                                   Em
But I heard he makes you happy, so that’s fine by me
    Em               G
But still, I’m just keepin’ it real
      D/F#                                   Em
Still lookin’ at your Instagram and I’ll be creepin’ a lil’
        C                       Bm
I’ll be tryin’ not to double tap, from way back
         D                                 Em
‘Cause I know that’s where the trouble’s at, let me remind you of the days when
            G        
You used to hold my hand
            D/F#                     Em
And when we sipped champagne out of cider cans
            C                            Bm
I guess if you were Louis Lane, I wasn’t Superman
        D                       Em
Just a young boy tryin’ to be loved

So let me give it to ya


[Chorus]
Em                   G                D/F#
I don’t wanna know about your new man
                 Em
‘Cause if it was meant to be
     C                     Bm
You wouldn’t be callin’ me up tryin’ to
           D                             Em
‘Cause I’m positive that he don’t wanna know about me
Em                   G                D/F#
I don’t wanna know about your new man
                 Em
We’ll get there eventually
C                          Bm
I know you’re missin’ all this kind of love
         D                            Em
But I’m positive that he don’t wanna know about me


[Verse 2]
N.C.                G
Your new man rents a house in the ‘burb
           D/F#                            Em
And wears a man bag on his shoulder, but I call it a purse
      C                         Bm
Every year, he goes to Málaga with all the fellas
        D                             Em
Drinks beer, but has a six pack, I’m kinda jealous

         Em                      G     
He wears sunglasses indoors, in winter, at nighttime
     D/F#                       Em
And every time a rap song comes on, he makes a gang sign
C                   Bm
Says, “Chune! Boydem light up the room,"
     D                            Em
But enough about him, girl, let’s talk about you

              Em                              G
You were the type of girl who sat beside the water readin’
          D/F#                         Em
Eatin’ a packet of crisp, but you will never find you cheatin’
           C                        Bm
Now you’re eatin’ kale, hittin’ the gym
                          D
Keepin’ up with Kylie and Kim
                    Em
In the back of the club, kissin’ a boy that ain’t him
N.C.             G
Okay, you need to be alone
           D/F#                         Em
And if you wanna talk about it, you can call my phone
       C                                Bm
I just thought I would tell you, ’cause you oughta know
               D                        Em
You’re still a young girl tryin’ to be loved

So let me give it to ya


[Chorus]
Em                   G                D/F#
I don’t wanna know about your new man
                 Em
‘Cause if it was meant to be
     C                     Bm
You wouldn’t be callin’ me up tryin’ to
           D                             Em
‘Cause I’m positive that he don’t wanna know about me
Em                   G                D/F#
I don’t wanna know about your new man
                 Em
We’ll get there eventually
C                          Bm
I know you’re missin’ all this kind of love
         D                            Em
But I’m positive that he don’t wanna know about me


[Bridge]
  Em          G                   D/F#
Baby, I’m not tryin’ to ruin your week
     Em                 C
But you act so differently
Bm                      D           Em
When you’re with him, I know you’re lonely
Em       G                    D/F#
Please remember you’re still free
Em                      C
To make the choice and leave
Bm                     D       Em                    
Don’t call me up, you need to show me


[Chorus]
Em                   G                D/F#
I don’t wanna know about your new man
                 Em
‘Cause if it was meant to be
     C                     Bm
You wouldn’t be callin’ me up tryin’ to
           D                             Em
‘Cause I’m positive that he don’t wanna know about me
Em                   G                D/F#
I don’t wanna know about your new man
                 Em
We’ll get there eventually
C                          Bm
I know you’re missin’ all this kind of love
         D                            Em
But I’m positive that he don’t wanna know about me


Em G D/F# Em | C Bm D Em