Lisa's Birthday Uke tab by Drive-by Truckers

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It's always Lisa's birthday when I get that call

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She's got no money for a cab she's way to drunk to walk

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Lisa's had more birthdays than there are sad country songs

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about trying to love two women and only taking one girl home

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It's a good thing that her dancing shoes don't run on gasoline

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She could dry up Texas in one night the way she feels that beat

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If I don't find them under the bed we make love on,

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she's lighting Lisa's candles and they'll be burning all night long
        
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So happy birthday Lisa Good evening Jim Beam

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Goodnight all you socialites don't wait up for me

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I'll be out way past the time the scenes' no sight to see

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Ya'll don't live with Lisa

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And she don't stay with me

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It's always Lisa's birthday when I get that call

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Her car's not where she parked it it's with her wallet and her phone

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Lisa's had more birthdays than there are sad country songs

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about trying to love two women and only taking one girl home

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I get older and Lisa keeps on turning twenty-one