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I had the lamest date to the
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Daddy daughter dance
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Maybe that's why I don't like 
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To fucking slow dance
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And my mom said don't buy vegetables
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They won't last
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Well she's right 'cause our friendship is in the past

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And I go through these phases
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Of people and places
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And the turkey is tasty
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Just like the shit that you're talking

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So you know I had to shoot that down
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Because everyone's family
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When you're in a hospital
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And you know I'm scared
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Like the third grader on a triple dog dare


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And I go through these phases
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Of people and places
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And the turkey is tasty
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Just like the shit that you're talking
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And maybe if you took me out to dinner
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I would like anything for another year