I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus Uke tab by Danny Gonzalez

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[Verse 1]

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Every Christmas I'm a very good boy

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I put out milk and cookies for this guy to enjoy

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But Santa never brings the right toy

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I felt like giving up on all this holiday joy

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But if you've seen 'The Santa Clause' you know you know

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You become Santa if you put on Santa's coat oh

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You can kill him leave him dead up in the snow

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The elves don't even care about you murdering their bro

And so

[Pre-Chorus 1]

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This Christmas gon' be special to me

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I ain't gonna ask for a car with a key

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I ain't gonna write to Santa asking him Please

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Cause what I want for Christmas can't fit under the tree

[Chorus]

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I wanna be Santa Claus

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So I'm gonna kill Santa Claus

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When I hear those reindeer paws

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I'm gonna break the law

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This Christmas don't got a wishlist I got a hit list

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And at the top of it is old Saint Nicholas

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Nothing against him it's just business

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I ain't the Grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas

[Verse 2]

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I made a list and checked it twice

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For all the fucks I give about ending Santa's life

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And I found none

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I'll travel at the speed of light

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If I'm Santa now does mean that I sleep with Santa's wife

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Cause I'm down son Yeah

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Fire in my fireplace

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Not talking 'bout this flying ship when I say I'mma slay

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He gon' die son

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I'mma wake up Christmas day

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With all the dopest presents that I forced the elves to make

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They're my prisoners

[Pre-Chorus 2]

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I'll never understand why this is

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The way that they decide who the next Santa Claus is

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How do people not believe that Santa exists

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In this world aren't adults concerned about all these

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gifts they didn't buy

[Chorus]

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I wanna be Santa Claus

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So I'm gonna kill Santa Claus

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When I hear those reindeer paws

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I'm gonna break the law

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This Christmas don't got a wishlist I got a hit list

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And at the top of it is old Saint Nicholas

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Nothing against him it's just business

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I ain't the Grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas

 

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lizzielovegood avatar
the strumming pattern is DDUUDU. hope this helps!
12 Jul 2020
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