I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus Tab uke di Danny Gonzalez

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[Verse 1]

C                 Em
Every Christmas I'm a very good boy

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I put out milk and cookies for this guy to enjoy

C              Em
But Santa never brings the right toy

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I felt like giving up on all this holiday joy

C                      Em
But if you've seen 'The Santa Clause' you know (you know)

Am                      G
You become Santa if you put on Santa's coat (oh)

C                           Em
You can kill him, leave him dead up in the snow

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The elves don't even care about you murdering their bro

And so
 
[Pre-Chorus 1]

C                      Em
This Christmas gon' be special to me

Am                      G
I ain't gonna ask for a car with a key

C                            Em
I ain't gonna write to Santa asking him, "Please"

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'Cause what I want for Christmas can't fit under the tree
 
[Chorus]

C          Em
I wanna be Santa Claus

Am                G
So I'm gonna kill Santa Claus

C                 Em
When I hear those reindeer paws

Am        G
I'm gonna break the law

     C                      Em               Am
This Christmas, don't got a wishlist, I got a hit list

           G                      C
And at the top of it is old Saint Nicholas

         Em                    Am
Nothing against him, it's just business

            G                          C
I ain't the Grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas
 
[Verse 2]

         Em
I made a list and checked it twice

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For all the fucks I give about ending Santa's life

      C
And I found none

           Em
I'll travel at the speed of light

       Am                         G
If I'm Santa now does mean that I sleep with Santa's wife?

           C
'Cause I'm down, son (Yeah)

   Em
Fire in my fireplace

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Not talking 'bout this flying ship when I say I'mma slay

        C
He gon' die, son

      Em
I'mma wake up Christmas day

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With all the dopest presents that I forced the elves to make

           C
They're my prisoners
 
[Pre-Chorus 2]

                Em
I'll never understand why this is

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The way that they decide who the next Santa Claus is

C                              Em
How do people not believe that Santa exists?

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In this world, aren't adults concerned about all these 

                  C
gifts they didn't buy?
 
[Chorus]

           Em
I wanna be Santa Claus

Am                G
So I'm gonna kill Santa Claus

C                 Em
When I hear those reindeer paws

Am        G
I'm gonna break the law

     C                      Em               Am
This Christmas, don't got a wishlist, I got a hit list

           G                      C
And at the top of it is old Saint Nicholas

         Em                    Am
Nothing against him, it's just business

            G                          C
I ain't the Grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas