Life Time Warranty Uke tab by Cyberbully Mom Club

G  Cadd9  Em x2 (one time for each chord)
G C (hold)
 
[Verse 1]
 
G                    C
Is my vision getting clearer 
                      Em
now that i can barely see? 
                         G
Is it crazy these nights wishin' 
                     C
that you only wanted me?
               Em                    G
And I'll be in debt by the time i am 22 
                        C (hold)
And I regret to inform you
                            Em
that I am not that girl you... knew, 
                     G
I'm not the girl you knew,
                      C
I am not the girl you knew,
                      Em (hold)
I am not the girl you knew
 
(I'll be the boy you fall into)
 
 
[Verse 2]
 
G                    C
Is my vision getting clearer 
                      Em
now that i can barely see? 
                        G                                G
I wish I lived inside a tiny box with birds and fish and please, 
                           C                                Em
If there's something i can do for you, you will not have to plead 
                          G                             C
I wish to hollow out your smile if it means dirtyin' my... knees,
            Em
dirtyin' my knees,
               G
dirtyin' my... knees, 
            C
dirtyin' my knees 
 
No no no
 
 
[Verse 3]
 
Em                      G
Is my throat so full of shit 
                           C
I have to clear it just to breathe? 
                        Em
Man, I hope it's just a phase, 
                              G
Think of the life I'd have to lead 
                       C                                  Em
Hello sir, I'll take a girlfriend I can take on dates and tease 
                        G
And no thank you, but I have no cash 
              C
For lifetime warranty,
            Em
lifetime warranty,
               C
for lifetime warranty,
              Em
for lifetime warranty
 
G C Em G (hold)
 
[REPEAT FROM THE START]