Quarantine With Me Uke tab by Call Me Karizma

[Intro]
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The world's gone mad, a travesty
    C
But us in bed is all I need
Bb             C     F
Come over, and quarantine with me

[Verse 1]
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Yeah
                     C
I feel it in my gut, yeah

The media just fucks with me
Bb
Headline: "We’re dead"
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Won't leave this bed

Life is over, over, over

Come on, yeah

It's just my little luck (Just my little luck)
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 This virus got us stuck inside
Bb
Headline, haven’t read
C
Alone in bed
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  Please come over, over, over

[Pre-Chorus]
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Is this really it?

Am I gonna die?
        C
I'm not even 25
       Bb            C
Social distancing is fine
               F
But you're the exception
N.C.
I guess that

[Chorus]
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The world's gone mad, a travesty
    C
But us in bed is all I need
     Bb        C     F
Come over, and quarantine with me (Yeah)
F
The grocery stores are all empty
    C
But I've got sex and mac and cheese
     Bb        C     F
Come over, and quarantine with me

[Verse 2]
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I need some toilet paper

'Cause the shit I'm spittin' water
       C
I need forty acres

Keep the zombies off my lawn
           Bb
You better warn the neighbors
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To stop peeping in my windows
             F
’Cause we’re laying with some pillows

Fully naked watching Office

Skip the doctor's office come and make some brunch, mmm
             C
I stocked my pantry up with berries cap’n crunch, mmm
            Bb
I heard the surgeon general, 
                  C
said we shouldn't touch
              F
But it's just us, it's just us

It’s a must (What?)

[Pre-Chorus]
F
Is this really it?

Am I gonna die?
        C
I'm not even 25
       Bb            C
Social distancing is fine
               F
But you're the exception
N.C.
I guess that

[Chorus]
F
The world's gone mad, a travesty
    C
But us in bed is all I need
     Bb        C     F
Come over, and quarantine with me (Yeah)
F
The grocery stores are all empty
    C
But I've got sex and mac and cheese
     Bb        C     F
Come over, and quarantine with me

[Outro]
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Yeah, I heard there's a way to describe it
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      Absolutely, 
                                Bb
the Major here wants the entire town
C
    To soak working
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Come over