Straight White Male Uke tab by Bo Burnham

7 Chords used in the song: D, Bm, A, G, Gm, Gm/D, F#

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4.36
(Intermediate)
Key: BmChords
[Intro]
D D Bm Bm A A G G
D D Bm Bm A A G G Gm Gm

[Verse 1]
D D Bm Bm A A G G
Walking around, I've got no one to talk to
D D Bm Bm A A G G
There's everyone, and then there's just me
D D Bm Bm A A G G
If I could change, don't you think that I'd do it
D D Bm Bm A A G G
God only knows why he cursed me to be
Gm Gm Gm/D Gm/D Gm Gm
a straight white male

[Bridge]
Bm Bm
I state my problems
F# F# G G
other people roll their eyes
Bm Bm
Three trips to the mall
F# F# G G
and zero khakis in my size
Bm Bm
I've never been the victim
F# F# G G
of a random search for drugs
D D F# F#
But you can't say my life is easy
G G A A D D
until you've walked a mile in my UGGs

[Chorus]
G G A A D D G G A A D D
Straight white male, I know the road looks tough ahead
F# F#
The women want rights
Bm Bm G G
The gays want kids
Gm Gm
Can't you just leave us alone?
And also, no, to the things you asked for

D D Bm Bm A A G G
D D Bm Bm A A G G Gm Gm

[Verse 2]
D D Bm Bm A A G G
Everyone thinks that I've got it easy
D D Bm Bm A A G G
Just 'cause it's true, doesn't mean that it's right
D D Bm Bm A A G G
So pull up a chair, and put down your pitchfork
D D Bm Bm A A G G
Give me a chance to show you what it's like
Gm Gm
to be a straight white male

[Bridge 2]
Bm Bm
The churches never made me
F# F# G G
Feel ashamed of who I am
Bm Bm
But I get e-mails from Netflix
F# F# G G
that g-mail doesn't mark as spam
Bm Bm
My country's Constitution was
F# F# G G
hand-written by my race
D D F# F#
But my wife bought me the brand new iPhone
G G A A D D
with an iPod Touch's case (it doesn't fit that phone)

[Chorus]
G G A A D D G G A A D D
Straight white male, I know the road looks tough ahead
F# F#
The women want rights
Bm Bm G G
The blacks want not to be called the blacks
Gm Gm
Can't you just leave us alone?
F# F#
And also, no, to the things you asked for
Nooooooo

G G F# F# Bm Bm (x6)

[Chorus]
G G A A D D G G A A D D
Straight white male, I know the road looks tough ahead
F# F#
The women want rights
Bm Bm G G
The African-Ameri-it doesn't work for the rhythm of this song
Gm Gm
We used to have all the money and land
We still do but it's not as fun now

D D Bm Bm A A G G
D D Bm Bm A A G G Gm Gm

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gm/d can also be a gm
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