Straight White Male Uke tab by Bo Burnham

6 Chords used in the song: D, Bm, A, G, Gm, F#

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4.33
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Key: BmChords
[Verse 1]

D D Bm Bm A A G G

Walking around, I've got no one to talk to

D D Bm Bm A A G G

There's everyone, and then there's just me

D D Bm Bm A A G G

If I could change, don't you think that I'd do it

D D Bm Bm A A G G

God only knows why he cursed me to be

Gm Gm

a straight white male

[Bridge]

Bm Bm

I state my problems

F# F# G G

other people roll their eyes

Bm Bm

Three trips to the mall

F# F# G G

and zero khakis in my size

Bm Bm

I've never been the victim

F# F# G G

of a random search for drugs

D D Bm Bm

But you can't say my life is easy

G G A A D D

until you've walked a mile in my UGGs



[Chorus]

G G A A D D G G A A D D

Straight white male, I know the road looks tough ahead

F# F#

The women want rights

Bm Bm G G

The gays want kids

Gm Gm

Can't you just leave us alone?

And also, no, to the things you asked for



D D Bm Bm A A G G

D D Bm Bm A A G G Gm Gm



[Verse 2]

D D Bm Bm A A G G

Everyone thinks that I've got it easy

D D Bm Bm A A G G

Just 'cause it's true, doesn't mean that it's right

D D Bm Bm A A G G

So pull up a chair, and put down your pitchfork

D D Bm Bm A A G G
Give me a chance to show you what it's like

Gm Gm

to be a straight white male


[Bridge 2]
Bm Bm

The churches never made me
F# F# G G

Feel ashamed of who I am
Bm Bm

But I get e-mails from Netflix
F# F# G G

that g-mail doesn't mark as spam
Bm Bm

My country's Constitution was
F# F# G G

hand-written by my race
D D Bm Bm

But my wife bought me the brand new iPhone
G G A A D D

with an iPod Touch's case (it doesn't fit that phone)


[Chorus]
G G A A D D G G A A D D

Straight white male, I know the road looks tough ahead
F# F#

The women want rights
Bm Bm G G

The blacks want not to be called the blacks

Gm Gm

Can't you just leave us alone?

F# F#

And also, no, to the things you asked for

Nooooooo


G G F# F# Bm Bm (x6)



[Chorus]


G G A A D D G G A A D D

Straight white male, I know the road looks tough ahead

F# F#

The women want rights

Bm Bm G G

The African-Ameri-it doesn't work for the rhythm of this song

Gm Gm

We used to have all the money and land

We still do but it's not as fun now

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