Kill Yourself Uke tab by Bo Burnham (Baritone Chords)

[Verse 1]

F
Have you ever felt sad or lonely
Dm
Have you ever felt two feet tall
Bb
Have you ever thought Man if only
C
I was anybody else at all
F 
They like to kick you
Dm
when times get rough
Bb
And you give your all
C 
But it's not enough


Bb                     C
And sticks and stones might break your bones
F          Gm            Dm C 
But words can break your heart
Bb                     C
And if you don't know where to go
F         Gm            Dm C
I'll show you where to start


[Chorus]

F              Dm
Kill yourself it'll only take a minute
Bb
You'll be happy that you did it
C
Just go over to your oven

And shove your head in it
F             Dm
Kill yourself really you should do it
Bb
There's really nothing to it
C
Just grab a mug

And chug a cup of lighter fluid


[Verse 2]

F
I sound un-empathetic
Dm
I sound mean and rude
Bb
Suicide is an epidemic
C                      F
And I don't want to be misconstrued
Dm
Signs of depression go overlooked
Bb
So if you're depressed
C
Then you need to book
Bb
A therapy session
C
Talk about your depression
F     Gm             Dm C
Let a professional hear it
Bb                 C
But if you search for moral wisdom
F   Gm            Dm  C
in Katy Perry's lyrics then


[Chorus 2]

F              Dm
Kill yourself it won't be painful
Bb
If you are able
C
To give a little kiss to an oncoming train you'll
F             Dm
Kill yourself it's over mull it
Bb
There's a trigger pull it
C
Get it through your head it being a bullet


[Verse 3]

F
Stick your tongue in a plug
Dm
Suck a pipe of exhaust
Bb
Make some toast in the tub
C
Nail yourself to a cross
F
Hold your breath till it's gone
Dm
Drink a gallon of mace
Bb
Be gay in Iran
C
Let Oprah sit on your face


[Outro]

F
Jump off of a bridge
Dm
Skinny dip in a flood
Bb
Skydive attached to a fridge
C
Drink a Haitian guy's blood
F
Break into the zoo
Dm
Give a tiger a shove
Bb
Eat a Phillips head screw
C                  F
Marry Courtney Love