Cookout Uke tab by Bo Burnham

INTRO:

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Grab a seat have something to eat
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Help yourself its alright
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If you want a beer they're over here
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But we only got Coor's light
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Try a chip with my homemade dip
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the stuff is out of sight
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Right before bed we'll shave your head
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It's good to see you dressed in white


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Cause its a Klan KooKout
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Klan KooKout
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Klan KooKout
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Klan KooKout


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 Heres my wife/sister
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 She brightens up my day
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 She went away and i missed her
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 Cause my moms a lousy lay
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 Don't hang with foreign fellows
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 It'll only be your loss
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 Stay here and roast marshmallows,
D                 E
 By the burning cross


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At the Klan Kookout
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Klan Kookout
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Dans on lookout
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At the Klan Kookout


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 And if you're black
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 Don't wanna see your face
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 They're like high school track
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 Just a stupid race
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 We got a plan
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 Kill all the Jews
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 Are you a Mexican
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 Cause you seem confused?
 senor...que? que? que? (kkk)

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Its a Klan Kookout
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Klan KooKout
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Mein Kampf? man, check that book out
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at the Klan Kookout


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 All men are created equal, man that shit gets me pissed 
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 Heres an idea for a sequel, someone loses Schindler's list
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 I cook i clean, cause im the hooded host
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 And on Halloween, i dress as a...slave owner!


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 We hate Hispanics
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 Hence the 20 foot walls
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 And all you goddamn dirty catholics
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 Can cath-o-lick my balls
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 Ethnics give off weird aromas
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 But what I can't understand
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 Is why we need high school diplomas
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 With the bible in hand!


            A      E   D  
At the Klan KooKout
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Klan Kookout
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Klan Kookout
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Klan Kookout