Bitches Ain't Shit Uke tab by Ben Folds (Baritone Chords)

C Am Em
                  Bitches ain't shit 

C Am Em
                  Bitches ain't shit 

C       Am
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks 
Em          G
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
C       Am 
lets get the fuck out after you're done
Em                      G
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
F 
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright 
      G
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night 
F
Tight than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats 
                    G
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets 

Peep, that shit got deep and it was on 
Number 1 song after number 1 song 
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat 
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at 
                      F
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do 
G
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or 2 
              F  
And the ends she got didn't mean nothin' 
G         C
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit 

CAmG
Bitches can't hang with the streets, she found herself short 
CAm          G
So now she's takin' me to court (It's real conversation for your ass)

I once had a bitch named Mandy May 
Used to be up in them guts like everyday 
The pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprung 
I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung 
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good 
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood 
So I figure niggaz wouldn't trip with mine 
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time 

F
I'm back to the muthafuckin' county jail 
Am
6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail 
C
I get's released on a hot sunny day 
G
My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre 

C   Am
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news 
         Em   G
Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues 
C
I ain't been out a second 
              Am                 Em                                                 G
And already gotta do .... some muthafuckin chin checkin 

C         Am
Move up the block as we groove down the block 
Em                              G
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock 
C     Am
Kick in the do', I look on the flo' 
Em           Em
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe, yo 
F           G...
I uncocked my shit...I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed 


(spoken) Man, fuck that bitch! 

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks 
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick 
Get's the fuck out after you're done 
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run... 
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright 
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night 
Tighter than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats 
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets 
Peep, the shit got deep and it was on 
Number one song after number one song 
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat 
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at 
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do 
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or two 
And the ends she got didn't mean nothin' 
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit 


CAmEm
Bitches can't hang with the streets, she found herself short 
C          Am    Em
So now she's takin' me to court (It's real conversation for your ass)

CAmEm
Bitches can't hang with the streets 
Bitches can't hang with the streets 
Bitches can't hang with the streets 
Bitches can't hang with the streets