I'd Rather Be Me Uke tab by Barrett Wilbert Weed (Baritone Chords)

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So your best friend screwed you over
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Acted nice when she’s not nice
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Well, I have some advice
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‘Cause it’s happened to me. Twice

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Here’s my secret strategy
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It always works because
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The world doesn’t end
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It just feels like it does

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So raise your right finger
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And solemnly swear
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"Whatever they say about me
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I don’t care!"

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I won’t twist in knots to join your game
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I will say, "you make me mad."
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And if you treat me bad
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I’ll say “you’re bad”

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And if I eat alone from this moment on
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That’s just what I’ll do

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‘Cause I’d rather be me
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I’d rather be me
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I’d rather be me
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than be with you

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We’re supposed to all be ladies
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And be nurturing and care
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Is that really fair?
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Boys get to fight, we have to share

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Here’s the way that turns out
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We always understand
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How to slap someone down
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With our underhand

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So here’s my right finger
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To how girls should behave
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'Cause sometimes what’s meant to break you
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Makes you brave

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So I will not act all innocent
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I won’t fake apologize
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Let’s just fight and then make up
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Not tell these lies

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Let’s call our damage even
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Clean the slate till it's like new

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It’s a new life for me
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Where I’d rather be me
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I’d rather be me
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Than be with you

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I'll say, "NO!"
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I’ll say, "knock it off, with your notes and your rules and your games."
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And those sycophants who follow you

I’ll remember all their names
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And when they drag you down
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Like they inevitably do
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I will not laugh along with them
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and approve their palace coup, ‘cause that’s not me

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I don’t need their good opinions
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I have plenty of opinions
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Everybody has opinions
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but it doesn’t make them true

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What’s true is being me
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And I’d rather be me
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I’d rather be me
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than be with you.

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So raise them high
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‘cause playing nice and shy
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is insulting my IQ

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I'd Rather Be Me
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I'd Rather Be Me
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I'd Rather Be Me than be with you!
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I'd Rather Be Me
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I'd Rather Be Me
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I'd Rather Be Me than be with you!