Do You Swear To Tell The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Truth, So Help Your Black Ass Uke tab by Amanda Palmer (Baritone Chords)

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Artist: 
Year:  2013
Difficulty: 
3.5
(Intermediate)
Key: C, AmChords
G G   Dm Dm
when i was six years old my sister alyson
F F C C
asked for a stove for her birthday
G G Dm Dm
a miniature one you could actually cook with
F F C C
and my mom was nice and she bought one

G G Dm Dm
alyson needed a reason to bake something
F F C C
barged in my room and she grabbed me, she said:
G G Dm Dm
"i made a cake and we're going next door
F F C C
to sam weinstein's and you're getting married"

G G
the cake was burned
Dm Dm
it tasted gross
F F
she made me kiss him
C C
on the mouth

G G
now i am 33
Dm Dm
unmarried happily
F F C C G G
no plans in life and i'm planning to keep it that way
Dm Dm
i do kissing with only one mission
F F C C
do you like to kiss? then you have my permission

[Follow same pattern for the rest of the verses]

[Chorus: Use Single Chords]
G G Dm Dm
and i have already spent too much time
F F C C
doing things i didn't want to
G G Dm Dm
so if i just want to make out all the time
F F C C
you can bet your black ass that i'm going to

[Bridge: Strum Slowly]
G G Dm Dm
yes i come here often
F F C C
sure i'll have another one
G G Dm Dm
yes i come here often
F F C C
sure i'll have another one
but i don't have to talk to you

[End]

G G Dm Dm
and i've already spent too much time
F F C C
doing things i didn't want to

G G
so if i want to drink alone
Dm Dm
dressed like a pirate
F F
or look like a dyke
C C
or wear high heels and lipstick
G G
or hide in a convent
Dm Dm
or try to be mayor
F F
or marry a writer
C C
smoke crack and slash tires
G G
make jokes you don't like
D D
or paint ducks and retire
F F C C
YOU CAN BET YOUR BLACK ASS THAT I'M GOING TO

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I'm a guy and I can't wait to play this in front of an audience. :)
03 Jul 2011
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Thank you so much for posting this!
14 Aug 2010
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