Oasis Uke tab by Amanda Palmer

Verse 1:
                  G                D
When i got to the party they gave me a forty
    C
and I must have been thirsty
D
'cause i drank it so quickly
G
When i got to the bedroom
D
there was somebody waiting
C                     D
and it isn't my fault that the barbarian raped me

                   G                         D
When I went to get tested I brought along my best friend
              C                          D
Melissa Mahoney (who had once been molested)
                    G
and she knew how to get there
                 D                            C
she knew all the nurses; they were all really friendly
                      D
but the test came out positive

Refrain:
     Em              C              D
I've had better days but I don't care
         Em               C        D
'cause I just sent a letter in the mail

Verse 2:
When I got my abortion I brought along my boyfriend
We got there an hour before the appointment
and outside the building were all these annoying
fundamentalist christians; we tried to ignore them

Refrain:
I've had better days but I don't care
Oasis got my letter in the mail

Chorus: G D C D

Verse 3:
When vacation was over
The word was all over that I was a crackwhore
Melissa had told them
and so now we're not talking except we have tickets
to see Blur in october and i think we're still going

Refrain:
I've seen better days but I don't care
oh, I just got a letter in the mail
Oasis sent a photograph it's autographed and everything
Melissa's gonna wet herself I swear