Do You Swear To Tell The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Truth, So Help Your Black Ass Tab por Amanda Palmer

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when i was six years old my sister alyson
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asked for a stove for her birthday
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a miniature one you could actually cook with
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and my mom was nice and she bought one

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alyson needed a reason to bake something
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barged in my room and she grabbed me, she said:
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"i made a cake and we're going next door
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to sam weinstein's and you're getting married"

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the cake was burned
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it tasted gross
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she made me kiss him
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on the mouth

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now i am 33
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unmarried happily
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no plans in life and i'm planning to keep it that way
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i do kissing with only one mission
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do you like to kiss? then you have my permission

[Follow same pattern for the rest of the verses]

[Chorus: Use Single Chords]
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and i have already spent too much time
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doing things i didn't want to
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so if i just want to make out all the time
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you can bet your black ass that i'm going to

[Bridge: Strum Slowly]
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yes i come here often
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sure i'll have another one
G               Dm
yes i come here often
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sure i'll have another one
but i don't have to talk to you

[End]

    G            Dm
and i've already spent too much time
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doing things i didn't want to

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so if i want to drink alone
Dm 
dressed like a pirate
   F
or look like a dyke
   C
or wear high heels and lipstick
   G
or hide in a convent
   Dm
or try to be mayor
   F
or marry a writer
   C
smoke crack and slash tires
     G
make jokes you don't like
     D
or paint ducks and retire
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YOU CAN BET YOUR BLACK ASS THAT I'M GOING TO