Somebody Kill Me Please Uke tab by Adam Sandler

# Great song from Adam Sandler, from the movie 
# and the musical "The Wedding Singer".
# I play the E chord and Asus2 a little differently.
# I play the E 4447 (bar the fourth fret 7 on 
# the first string). And I play the Asus2 4445 
# (bar the fourth fret, and 5 on the second string).  
# I think it works easier that way.  

# Quick stacatto strums for the
# verse and open it up for the chorus.  Just look 
# the video and follow Adam's strumming if you can't
# figure it out. Pleas rate! enjoy!

E                  Asus2
You don't know how much I need you
E                    Asus2
While you're near me I don't feel blue
E                    Asus2
And when we kissed I know you need me too
E                              Asus2
I can't believe I found a love that's so 

pure and true


E                  Asus2
But it all was bullshit
E                 Asus2
It was a god damn joke
E                   Asus2
And when I think of you Linda
E                  Asus2  
I hope you fucking choke 


E                            Asus2
I hope that you're glad with what you've done to me
E                         Asus2
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy
E                          Asus2
You left me here all alone tears running constantly

E                   Asus2
Oh somebody kill me please 
E                Asus2
Somebody kill me please 
E
I'm on my knees
Asus2
Pretty pretty please
E
Kill me 
E         Asus2
I want to die
                   E    Asus2   E
Put a bullet in my head