Tuck Tape Uke tab by AAA Girls

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They always want me to explain
D         A
How'd you tuck, girl?
E
Drag queens do it, some trans the same
D     A   D  A
We're all tuckers!


[Pre-Chorus]
F#5        B
Gender's a mystery
A          B
My dick is history!


[Chorus]
     E
With tuck tape! Oooh
C                  D
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
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Tuck tape! Oooh
C                   D
From sack to crack, snatch back that cat with
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Tuck tape! Oooh


[Verse 2]
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It takes a master to create a
D         A
True beef curtains
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Triple A tuck tape never fails
D      A   D  A
That's for certain


[Pre-Chorus]
F#5         B
These bulgy messes
A       B
Succeed in dresses!


[Chorus]
     E
With tuck tape! Oooh
C                  D
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
E
Tuck tape! Oooh
C               D
Scrotal skin is real damn thin so
E
Duct tape! Oooh no!


[Interlude]
C#5
G-G-G-GENDER
B
She sure tried it!
A
That bubble gum
E
You can't deny it
D               A
WHAT TO DO JUST GRAB ONTO SOME
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TUCK TAPE! (Oooh)


[Chorus]
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Tuck tape! Oooh
C                  D
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
E
Tuck tape! Oooh
C                    D
Grey duct tape is so damn late, wear
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Tuck tape!


[Interlude]
C#5
D-D-D-DANGER
B
Watch behind you
A
Your tuck is loose and
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We can see your balls now, Mary
D               A
WHAT TO DO JUST GRAB ONTO SOME


[Chorus]
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Tuck tape! Oooh
C                D
Can S-V-U report xxxx xxx with
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Tuck tape! Oooh
C                       D
Your monster mash looks like a gash with
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Tuck tape! Oooh
C            D
Your VPL can go to hell with
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Tuck tape! Oooh


[Outro]
C                  D
Not Ace of Base on cassette tape
C                 D             C                E
I'm talkin' 'bout tape that you use to hide your genitals!

Okay I think I've got it!
C                  D
Pull this stunt on your boy front
C                     D
And Donald Trump will grab your-

Courtney!
C                           D
That residue comes off with lube or glue gone


[Talked]
Actually, you know, I prefer using organic cold-pressed, fair trade, sustainable, gluten-free, Kösher, non-GMO, vegan, Halal, locally sourced coconut oil. I mean coconut oil is just amazing, there's nothing you can't do with it, I cook with it, I pull with it, I lube up my body with it, if you're in a committed, loving, safe relationship, you can also use it as a...

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Tuck tape !