Another One Rides The Bus Uke tab by Weird Al Yankovic

Am
Riding in the bus down the boulevard
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And the place was pretty packed (Yeah!)
Am            
Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand
                         Dm
With the perverts in the back
       F               C
It was smelling like a locker room
          F                 C    
There was junk all over the floor
F                       C
We're already packed in like sardines
          Dm                  E
But we're stopping to pick up more, look out


Am                    Dm
Another one rides the bus
Am                    Dm
Another one rides the bus
 Am                   Am
Another comes on and another comes on
Am                    Dm
Another one rides the bus
Bm                  
Hey, who's gonna sit by you
                      E
Another one rides the bus


Am
There's a suitcase poking me in the ribs
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There's an elbow in my ear
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There's a smelly old bum standing next to me
                     Dm
Hasn't showered in a year
F                     C
I think I'm missing a contact lens
  F                 C
I think my wallet's gone
      F                 C
And I think this bus is stopping again
   Dm                           E
To let a couple more freaks get on look out


Am                    Dm
Another one rides the bus
Am                    Dm
Another one rides the bus
 Am                   Am
Another comes on and another comes on
Am                    Dm
Another one rides the bus
Bm                  
Hey, who's gonna sit by you
                      E
Another one rides the bus



Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus ow

Another one rides the bus hey hey

Another one rides the bus hey-ey-ey-ey ey ey eyyyyyy


Am                                    
The window doesn't open and the fan is broke
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And my face is turning blue (Yeah)
Am                        
I haven't been in a crowd like this
                        Dm
Since I went to see the Who
       F                          C
Well I should've got off a couple miles ago
      F                   C
But I couldn't get to the door
      F                        C
There isn't any room for me to breathe
    Dm                      E
And now we're gonna pick up more yeaaah


Am                    Dm
Another one rides the bus
Am                    Dm
Another one rides the bus
 Am                   Am
Another comes on and another comes on
Am                    Dm
Another one rides the bus
Bm                  
Hey, who's gonna sit by you
                      E
Another one rides the bus.