Taekwondo Uke tab by Walk Off The Earth

C
I learned guitar just to play you this song
  F
I took français just to give you le monde
      Am                                               G
I'll jack you a car even though it's wrong   (wouaaaooo  wouaaaoo)


     C
I'll peel you a grape and I'll feed you a prawn
     F
I'll bake you a cake and I'll water your lawn
  Am                                                    G
I use the crummy paddle when we play ping-pong   (wouaaaooo  wouaaaoo)


(Say, I say)
C
Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing, 'bout a thing, no
F
Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing, 'bout a thing
       Am
'Cause I'mma gonna give you everything, everything
  G
I got your back


           C
I'm taking taekwondo

If people mess with you
     F
I'll kick 'em with my toe
                    Am
I got the situation under control
                             G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau


                         C
I said, 'cause you're my number one
          F
You're my number one
           Am
I got your back for sure
                              G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau


  C
I grew you some kale 'cause you don't eat meat
  F
I like your pictures and I'll favorite your tweets
  Am                                                          G
I harvest silkworms just to make you some sheets   (wouaaaooo  wouaaaoo)


(Say, I say)
C
Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing, 'bout a thing,
F
Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing, 'bout a thing, no
       Am
'Cause I'mma gonna give you everything, everything
  G
I got your back


           C
I'm taking taekwondo

If people mess with you
     F
I'll kick 'em with my toe
                    Am
I got the situation under control
                              G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau


                         C
I say, I say, I'm taking taekwondo

If people mess with you
     F
I'll kick 'em with my toe
                    Am
I got the situation under control
                              G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau


                         C
I said, 'cause you're my number one
          F
You're my number one
           Am
I got your back for sure
                              G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
(Say, I say)


C
Imma break it down in the rap part
F
'Cause you're my half heart

The poem in my hallmark
Am
Cardiac arrest will hit the chest
G
Of any man with willingness to mess with my mistress
C
I will throw a kick to your voice box
F
My tiger claw will knock your socks off
Am
Any tough chap who wants a death scrap
               G
Will be lying flat on their back in a dirt nap


           C
I'm taking taekwondo

If people mess with you
     F
I'll kick 'em with my toe
                    Am
I got the situation under control
                             G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau


                          C
I say, I say, I'm taking taekwondo

If people mess with you
                      F
I'll kick 'em with my toe
                    Am
I got the situation under control
                              G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau


                         C
I said, 'cause you're my number one
          F
You're my number one
           Am
I got your back for sure
                              G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
(Say, I say)


C  F  Am  G
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