Haircut Uke tab by Waifs

C            
See this is more than a haircut
Em
Im wearing on my head
Am
Thought Id dye it red
F                 G
Got it cut off instead
C
Or maybe I could sell 
Em
my long blonde locks
Am
Youre always after something 
F            G
Somethin Im not

You see Im dark underneath
Im darker by far
Im as dark as hell
You know who you are

My eyes
I wish they were green
My skin so damn brown
But the sun it dont see
And fingernails I coulda
Stuck them on
The hair on my lip
I shoulda waxed it off

You know my lips could do 
with a little more pout
The mole on my chin
I could do without
And my cheek bones they never
Sat real high
I'll get some bone put in
They can take it from my thigh

You see Im dark underneath
Im darker by far
Im as dark as hell
You know who you are

So now when I make love
I make love to myself
I got no disease 
And its good for my health
I got my hands in my pants
Down my Calvin Kleis
I dont need you no more baby
I can come everytime

You see Im dark underneath
Im darker by far
Im as dark as hell
You know who you are

Baby dont ever show
Your face here again
To me
Or any of my friends
Coz Im glad I found out
what youre all about
When I finally fell down 
off my cloud
When you ran away
You broke my heart
You kept my Kerouac books
And that ol' guitar

You see Im dark underneath
Im darker by far
I'm as dark as all hell
You know who you are 

You see its more than a haircut
Im wearing on my head
Thought I'd dye it red
But I got it cut off instead