Pirates Who Don't Do Anything Uke tab by Veggie Tales

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(Vamp over words G G C C )
Narrator: And now it's time for silly songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr Lundt, who together make up the infamous gang of scallywags: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.

G G C C
We are the pirates who don't do anything
G G D D
We just stay home, and lie around
G G C C
And if you ask us, to do anything
G G D D G G ( C C / G G )
We'll just tell you: we don't do anything

G G
Well I've never been to Greenland
C C
And I've never been to Denver
G G D D
And I've never buried treasure in St Louis or St Paul
G G
And I've never been to Moscow
C C
And I've never been to Tampa
G G D D G G ( C C / G G )
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

G G C C
Cuz we're the pirates who don't do anything
G G D D
We just stay home, and lie around
G G C C
And if you ask us, to do anything
G G D D G G ( C C / G G )
We'll just tell you: we don't do anything

G G
And I never hoist the mainstay
C C
And I never swab the poop deck
G G D D
And I never veer to starboard, cause I never sail at all
G G
And I've never walked the gang plank
C C
And I've never owned a parrot
G G D D G G ( C C / G G )
And I've never been to Boston in the fall


G G C C
Cuz we're the pirates who don't do anything
G G D D
We just stay home, and lie around
G G C C
And if you ask us, to do anything
G G D D G G ( C C / G G )
We'll just tell you: we don't do anything


G G
Well I've never plucked a rooster
C C
And I'm not too good at ping-pong
G G D D
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
G G
And I've never kissed a chipmunk,
C C
And I've never gotten head lice
G G D D G G ( C C / G G )
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

(Vamp between G G and C C )
Pa Grape: Huh? What are you talkin' about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate?
Mr Lundt: Hey, that's right, we're supposed to sing about piratey things
Larry: Oh.
PG: And who's ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense. Why even bring it up? Am Am I right? What do you think?
ML: I think you look like Captain Crunch
PG: Huh? No I don't
ML: Do too
PG: Do not
ML: You're making me hungry
PG: That's it, you're walkin' the plank
ML: Says who?
PG: Says the captain, that's who
ML: Oh yeah? Aye aye, Captain Crunch! hehehe
PG: Arrrrrgh!

G G
And I've never licked a spark-plug
C C
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
G G D D
And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
G G
And I've never bathed in yogurt
C C
And I don't look good in leggings

PG: You just don't get it.

G G D D G G ( C C / G G )
And we've never been to Boston in the fall


(Vamp G G C C )
PG: Pass the chips. Who's got the remote control?
L: Here it is.
ML: Time for Geraldo.
PG: It's definitely time for Wapner.
ML: Oh I don't like this show.
L: Hey look, I found a quarter.

End with G G D D G G

Uke tab by , 11 Apr 2017

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