I Love My Lips Uke tab by Veggie Tales (Baritone Chords)

And now its time for Silly Songs With Larry, The part of the show 
where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.  One day while talking
with Dr. Archibald, Larry confronts one of his deepest fears...

VERSE 1:
C                                                                
If my lips ever left my mouth 
F
packed a bag and headed south
C             G             C
that be too bad, I'd be so sad.
                     F                G   
(I see...That be too bad, You'd be so sad)
             C F C
That'd be too bad (Alrighty!)

D                    
If my lips said Adios 
G
I don't like you I think you're gross
D              A              D            
that be too bad, I might get mad.
                     G                  A
(Hmmm...That be too bad, You might get mad)
             D G D
That'd be too bad  (Fascinating!)

E 
If my lips moved to Duluth,
A
left a mess and took my tooth
E              B              E
that be too bad, I'd call my dad.
                      A          B
(Oh Dear..That be too bad, you'd call your dad)
              E A E
That'd be too bad

(Stop playing)
Hold it, did you say your father? Fascinating.
So what you're saying is if your lips left you...

              A              B
That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad, 
               E             A
I might get mad, I'd call my Dad,
              A                 B
That'd be too bad(That'd be too bad)
              E A E
That'd be too bad.   (Why?)

Cause I love my lips.

C F C G C F C G       C F C
bibi dop beebop  beedoh bee (and so on)....
                                            
(Oh my this is more serious than I thought,
 Larry what do you see here?)

Ummm... That looks like a lip(What about this?)

It's a lip (and this?)
C
It's a lip, It's a lip, It's a lip, lip, lip
G
It's a lip, It's a lip, It's a lip, lip, lip
C
It's a lip, It's a lip, It's a lip, lip, lip
G            C     G    C
Liiiiiiiiiip, lip lip lip


(Larry tell me about your childhood)
   C
When I was just 2 years old
   F
I left my lips out in the cold, 
    C              G
and they turned blue
             C
what could I do? 
                    F                  G
(Oh dear...They turned blue, What could you do?) 
               C F C
Oh they turned blue. (I see.)

 D
On the day I got my tooth, 
 G
I had to kiss my great Aunt Ruth
 D             A              D
She had a beard and it felt weird
                   G                 A
(My, My! She had a beard and it felt weird?) 
            D G D
She had a beard (Oh!)

 E
Ten days after I turned eight,
 A
got my lips stuck in a gate
   E               B
my friends all laughed...

Strum E while talking
And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke 
the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend the next 6 weeks in lip
rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee right on 
the lip and we couldn't talk to each other until the fifth week cuz
both of our lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking he 
just spoke Polish and I only knew like 3 words in Polish except now
I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip "osta" 
(Your friends all laughed...Osta, How do you spell that?)
I don't know.
(So what you're saying is that when you were young...)

            A                  B
They turned blue, what could I do, 
            E                  A
she had a beard and it felt weird
               A    B   E A E              
my friends all laughed...osta!

(I'm confused) I Love my Lips

C F C G C F C G       C F C
Bidi dop beebop  beedoh bee (etc)...


(Uh Larry, Larry, wait Larry, Larry
 That's...that's about enough, thank you)

(This has been silly songs with Larry! 
 Tune in next time to hear Larry say:)
Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose.
(Oh look at the time)

Ahhhh Bidi bop beebop beedoh boo... (fade)