A Song About Birds (the Ibis Song) Uke tab by Various

4 Chords used in the song: C, G, Am, F

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C C
The woodpecker bird, likes pecking wood,
G G
The bluebird's a bird that sings pretty good,
Am Am
Sparrows are a bird that are pretty cool, ay
F F
But the Ibis just drinks bin juice all day

C C
A A crow is a bird with a heaps mad squawk
G G
A A cockatoo's a bird with a sick mohawk
Am Am
Chicken is a bird that tastes good and lays eggs
F F
And ibis's are bin juice drinking dregs

C C
A A goose is a bird that's chill like a duck
G G
An ibis is a bird that's a picnic wrecking fuck
Am Am
Doves are birds that represent purity
F F
And ibis's wreck picnics and disrupt the community

C C
Penguins are birds that fall in love and mate for life
G G
BUT IBIS'S FEEL NOTHING CUZ THEY'RE DEAD INSIDE
Am Am
A A swan is a bird that's graceful and that
F F
And ibis's aren't birds they're feathered bin rats

C C G G
It's the ibis (ibis) bin juice drinking gronk
Am Am Am Am
Yeah the ibis (ibis) their beaks are gross and long
C C G G
It's the ibis (ibis!) Picnic wrecking jerk
Am Am F F
It's the ibis (ibis) they're the worst bird

C C
The condor is an awesome bird of prey
G G
The hawk is a bird that's pretty cool ay
Am Am
An eagle bird soars through the sky as it hunts
F F
But ibis's are bin juice drinking cunts

C C
The albatross bird lives to 60 maybe older
G G
A A parrot is a bird living on a pirate's shoulder
Am Am
Parrots say cool shit like 'Polly want a cracker'
F F
But ibis's just fucken come up and harrass ya

C C
The lorikeet's a bird with a colorful jacket
G G
Ibis's can fuck off back to their home planet
Am Am
A A seagull's a bird that scabs hot chips
F F
And there's only one bird that's scabbier than this

C C G G
It's the ibis (ibis) picnic wrecking irrits
Am Am F F
Yeah the ibis (ibis) I hope they don't come near us
C C G G
It's the ibis (ibis) bin juice drinking jerks
Am Am F F
It's the ibis (ibis) they're the shittest fucken birds

C C
The ibis is a picnic wrecking burden on humanity
G G
A A dumpster diving, bin-chicken, disrupting the community
Am Am
Annoying the general public, at every opportunity
F F
Disgrace to feathered creatures, bringing shame on the bird family

C C G G
If there are any ibis watching this, firstly - there's no bin juice here so you can fuck off
Am Am F F
Secondly, get a job and fucken do something with your life. Sort it out, you're on the road to nowhere
C C G G
Go migrate to that garbage island floating in the middle of the pacific ocean or some shit. I dunnno.
Am Am F F
I'm not your dad, I can't tell you how to live your life, just... do something and stop wrecking everyone's picnics. Fuck.

C C G G
It's the ibis (ibis) bin juice drinking cunt
Am Am F F
Yeah the ibis (ibis) that's ruining your lunch
C C G G
It's the ibis (ibis!) Picnic wrecking jerk
Am Am F F
It's the ibis (ibis) what a cunt of a bird
C C
... If I was an ibis I'd go kill myself....

 

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russiankiwi avatar
flag for NZ(ISO2) (wellington)
Two things:
Small mistake in "The albatross bird lives to 80 maybe older" you left out the actual "80"

also may I ask why the "ibis" is repeated in every chorus? There is only time in the song to sing it once per line.
24 Oct 2019
Krimson25 avatar
D for the whole song
02 Sep 2018
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