Little Big Mistakes Uke tab by Tom Rosenthal

Dm
Sit at the desk 
look at the screen 
G
think about the girl you could have been 
C
ponder your little big mistakes, 
Am
and the difference they won't make 

Dm
city lights glow 
for the big show
G 
make it a bit of doe 
do what you know
C 
but if you cannot see the stars then 
Am
you don't know where you are 

Dm
in the universe, really quite large 
G
put some perspective in your glass 
C
or you better prepare your frown 
Am
for a life of sitting down 

Dm
your parents had sex 
maybe you were planned
G 
maybe you were told that you were planned 
C
but the world can now confirm 
Am
that you were the quickest sperm 

Dm
you were designed , designed to move 
G
so get a move on, sing a little song, 
C
pull a rabbit from a hat 
Am
cos it won't be coming back 

Dm
Lighten up Roy feel a bit of joy, 
G
get a bit of romance in your loins,
C 
make love in the driving rain 
Am
and continue the cosmic chain 

Dm
One goes out, one goes in, 
G
one's got great cheeky grin
C 
one's the captain of the sea 
Am
don't take it all so seriously. 

Dm G

G
You were the quickest little sperm.